Music Nazi's

We all know one... and we all have been/are one. Music Nazi's. They are the people that we all love and hate, the perfectionists of the musical world. Recently, I discovered that I'm going through a phase of being a music nazi. Here is a guide for all the things that could define if you or someone you know is music nazi.
1.The person knows exactly where middle C is... at all times. If someone says sing a C... they will be the first to sing it. Preceding finding the note and being correct, they will give themselves a high five and explain just how awesome they are.
2. The person always knows when people are flat/sharp. The person will cringe and beg you to stop until it is fixed. This will include lots of squirming and awkward faces.
3. The person always will know when you are not singing the right note. This includes singular notes or if you are changing key. They will not be afraid to inform you that you are in fact wrong.
4. The nazi will not tolerate anybody who believes that they have musical talent but really don't. Again, they will not be afraid to call you out on it.
5. They are constantly talking about how awesome there voice is.
6. They will continue to talk about how awesome they are.
7. They wont shut up about how awesome they are.
8. You want to punch them because they are so awesome.
9. They are always willing to talk about there accomplishments in music.
10. The person will know every ones part in a choir/ band. In fact, they can sing/ play everyones part. And if you aren't doing it right, they will correct you.
11. The nazi will claim to have good ears. They will make a point of saying how great there pitch and orientation is.
12. They are not afraid to point out who is wrong. The nazi will also never admit that they are the wrong ones. They will put blame on everyone else before even considering it is them.

Alright.... confession time. Those all apply to me. Sigh. I apologize. I'm just going to embrace it. :P

Case Closed.

Love,
Courtney